Back for More 'Jersey Shore'

Illustration courtesy of Alan Gray

Jersey Shore returns for it’s second season to MTV tonight at 9.30 for a special hour long premiere.  Oh how we’ve missed the gang and their hilarious antics.  Remember when J-WOWW said she loved ham AND water?  Or when The Situation tried to seduce every vaguely woman-shaped person that crossed his path?  If that spa pool could talk…(shudder)……it would probably have a promising career writing letters to Penthouse. 

The whole J-Shore house, consisting of DJ Pauly D (and presumably his stock pile of hair gel), snooze-fest Vinnie, greasy egotist The Situation, loveable pickle-licker Snooki, co-dependent couple Ronnie and Sammi (who are entering the house single, let’s see how long that lasts), concrete mammaried J-WOWW and the grotesque Angelina flee the harsh winter of the East Coast for the warmer climes of Miami.  Angelina, who goes by the self-ascribed nickname ‘Jolie’ (titter) has been brought back to wreak havoc on the friends.  You might remember she only lasted three episodes in the first season before storming off.  She didn’t want to work in the t-shirt store with the rest of the cast as she was a bartender, and bartenders do ‘great things’.  She is really overstating the importance of popping the top off a Corona. 

The Jersey Shore reunion will air at 8.30PM prior to the season two premiere so you can reacquaint yourself with the tears, tantrums and tan lines of the housemates.  We will be watching with lashings of Ron Ron Juice at the ready.  Will you?

The Jersey Shore Reunion

MTV 8.30PM 7th September

Jersey Shore Season 2

MTV 9.30PM 7th September