Alan Gray
Alan Gray is fond of representing himself as "American by birth; Southern by grace of God". A Kiwi resident for 5 years, Alan enjoys meat pies and L&P. He has been trying to get Kiwi's to reciprocate via his passion for Southern biscuits and gravy, to very limited appeal.When not doodling, banjo pickin, smoking bbq, scootering, Alan does a little urban design in Auckland.
Melenie Parkes
A dedicated acolyte of the Church of Television, Melenie has previously written television and entertainment articles for Yahoo!Xtra. Melenie is a native Aucklander, but don't hold that against her, there are so many other worse things you could dislike her for. When she's not bitching and snarking about people in real life, she likes bitching and snarking about people on TV.
Pablo Mini-Weiner
Reality TV NZ Owner and CEO. When he's not making the difficult decisions and paying the bills, Pablo likes to travel, workout at the gym, have drinks with friends and pee on trees.
